Even that weird-ass/super nice dude from Sinosplice has tackled the issue:

屁股呢？很多外国人看中国女孩说“they’re pretty, but they have no asses!”（好看是好看，但没有屁股！）。很多外国人觉得屁股太小也不好看。

For real, man, 屁股呢? It's out there.

Let me tell you a story.

I spent the last month or so in Luoyang, Henan Province. My boy Jimmy Korea wanted me to be his translator and escort while he did some business there. Cool town. Anyways, I sat down in an internet bar downtown and I had to do a double take, "Wah-wah-what?" type of thing at the girl sitting beside me. Light-skinned black girl in a 网吧 in Henan. Color of Nesquik, smooth smooth smooth. Man.

But anyways, anyways, she was just a straight up Luoyang girl, born and raised, sweet and intelligent and funny. We talked for a minute and she gave me her number to call her later in the week, 'cause she was just on her lunch break. When she stood up and walked out, I saw she had a fat ol' rap video girl booty, round and brown.

We met up for dinner later in the week, the only day she was free. She rolled up in tight white pants with crazy pantylines all over that perfect ass, and I was sort of sweating her, telling her how pretty she was, and she was blushing behind that perfect root beer milkshake skin.

See. Her friends actually call her "土豆妹妹" and her mom's always coming home with new jars of whitening cream. And that ass is something she's ridiculously self-conscious about, something she goes jogging every morning about, trying to make it shrink.

I was going to post some Q-Zone pictures of her from a photobooth but they're airbrushed so she's glowing ghostly white.

Man.

I was in love, picturing candles and jamming Willie Hutch, 吃鲍鱼, and oily ass worship and whatnot back in the hotel room. I was just texting Jimmy Korea that I wouldn't be able to hook up with him later and she says, "I have class at 7 tomorrow. I should go."

"University?"

"Middle."

"What?"

"High Middle."

"Aight."

Anyways.

Girls: titties are cool as shit but let me see that ass, too.

Basically, I'm asking， 屁股呢？