Xu Wenjia. Damn. Um... listen, I'm a four hour train ride from Qingdao. I don't know if you got a man or what your situation is. But... uh... you know, I'll go out and buy a train ticket right now and I can be there really quick. I'll take you out for dinner and everything. You feeling that? I think you're a really special girl.

赤裸蝴蝶 is like a bright, luminous little version of the girls you see when you ride the bus in, I don't know, Kaifeng, fuck, anywhere, those big dirty girls scarfing down zong zi, mashing sticky rice and zao into sticky red mouths, short denim skirts crawling up brown smooth legs, text messaging and chatting with her twin in the next seat, both of them unabashedly looking looking looking at you as you self-consciously fiddle with your phone.

赤裸蝴蝶 in white, doing Marilyn like Lindsay, and then on some Sears catalogue shit, tasteful white bra and panties, reminding you of flimsy glossy pages and inky aroma.

From Yuqing glossyglossy shit back to 自拍 Q-Zone type shit, smeared make-up and ultraopened eyes but focused on titties, obviously:

Yuqing, just twentysomething with an inexplicable, vague a yi-ish vibe and fat, round titties ("F罩杯身材" according to Baidu Baike), famous for having fat, round titties and a sort of career acting/singing/whatever and for sleeping nude and claiming its health benefits, etc. (俞晴：我是一个裸睡的女人). Her blog, pictures:

As an antidote to this horrible winter situation, and general pre-Spring Festival malaise, I need you to look at this: wah, the big, rough features of a Shandong countryside girl, all those orchards and fields and railroad tracks in her big, pretty eyes-- she's the girl selling deepfried fermented tofu with her mama at a stall near the train station, oooohhh I love it. You need a girl like her, boiling dong doufu and cabbage in the kitchen, laying down beside you every night with thick legs and fat, serious titties that are clean and soft as kittens.

Right back like I left somethin'.