好大

From our fake Abercrombie-rocking, minty Korean cigarette-smoking QQ girl, to a 农村MM, from a suburb of Hangzhou to god-knows-where rural China:

For a minute, we think, I ain't really feeling that camera-at-arm's-length-eyes-down QQ 80后 shit tryna make her eyes look all big and shit, but we're brought back to reality by fat ol' titties and everybody's feeling that.

Chinese lesson. 丰满.

丰. Feng. Flat tone. Plentiful, abundant.

满. Man. Third tone, dipping. Full.

丰满:













赤裸蝴蝶. How do I translate that? Naked Red Butterfly sounds kinda strange. Anyways. She's from Shandong and... look at her... um.... I've been to Shandong and all the girls look like that. Get off the train station in Jinan and push past the migrant workers and touts and the streets are full of them. 太丰满阿.