A special post for Ma Ying-jeou (马英九), Taiwan girls with fat little titties taking arm's length pictures. Love big noses.

Hong Kong's one and only COCO (except for the other one) is fucking 巨:

Wang Zijiao (王紫娇), poss. Chinese internet hoax type deal, with an unupdated blog and mysterious message boarding, etc. but we'll always have this set of pictures, skinny skinny waistline and, boom, holy fuck, fat fat titties cradled in a push-up bra:

I swear I saw this girl eating a 绿豆 popsicle and buying an IC card at the beer and ice cream kiosk across from the gates of 南京师范大学, where all the Australian ESL teachers and Pakistani dudes studying astrophysics hang out. For real, if anyone fucks with that joint still, I want to give a shoutout to the two 阿姨 holding the place down (I got their names written down in my notebook but I'm in the airport right now) and Yang Fan, too. Peter Hessler actually writes about the same basic area in Oracle Bones. Shit, this is taking me back. There's a cool broke-ass local chicken burger place around there, too, and the best place to eat dog meat in Nanjing is on the same street-- fuck, there's a decent skate shop out the back gates of the Normal University, too.

Anyways, anyways, cute-ass girl in a pushup bra:

Even that weird-ass/super nice dude from Sinosplice has tackled the issue:

屁股呢？很多外国人看中国女孩说“they’re pretty, but they have no asses!”（好看是好看，但没有屁股！）。很多外国人觉得屁股太小也不好看。

For real, man, 屁股呢? It's out there.

Let me tell you a story.

I spent the last month or so in Luoyang, Henan Province. My boy Jimmy Korea wanted me to be his translator and escort while he did some business there. Cool town. Anyways, I sat down in an internet bar downtown and I had to do a double take, "Wah-wah-what?" type of thing at the girl sitting beside me. Light-skinned black girl in a 网吧 in Henan. Color of Nesquik, smooth smooth smooth. Man.

But anyways, anyways, she was just a straight up Luoyang girl, born and raised, sweet and intelligent and funny. We talked for a minute and she gave me her number to call her later in the week, 'cause she was just on her lunch break. When she stood up and walked out, I saw she had a fat ol' rap video girl booty, round and brown.

We met up for dinner later in the week, the only day she was free. She rolled up in tight white pants with crazy pantylines all over that perfect ass, and I was sort of sweating her, telling her how pretty she was, and she was blushing behind that perfect root beer milkshake skin.

See. Her friends actually call her "土豆妹妹" and her mom's always coming home with new jars of whitening cream. And that ass is something she's ridiculously self-conscious about, something she goes jogging every morning about, trying to make it shrink.

I was going to post some Q-Zone pictures of her from a photobooth but they're airbrushed so she's glowing ghostly white.

Man.

I was in love, picturing candles and jamming Willie Hutch, 吃鲍鱼, and oily ass worship and whatnot back in the hotel room. I was just texting Jimmy Korea that I wouldn't be able to hook up with him later and she says, "I have class at 7 tomorrow. I should go."

"University?"

"Middle."

"What?"

"High Middle."

"Aight."

Anyways.

Girls: titties are cool as shit but let me see that ass, too.

Basically, I'm asking， 屁股呢？

Xu Wenjia. Damn. Um... listen, I'm a four hour train ride from Qingdao. I don't know if you got a man or what your situation is. But... uh... you know, I'll go out and buy a train ticket right now and I can be there really quick. I'll take you out for dinner and everything. You feeling that? I think you're a really special girl.

赤裸蝴蝶 is like a bright, luminous little version of the girls you see when you ride the bus in, I don't know, Kaifeng, fuck, anywhere, those big dirty girls scarfing down zong zi, mashing sticky rice and zao into sticky red mouths, short denim skirts crawling up brown smooth legs, text messaging and chatting with her twin in the next seat, both of them unabashedly looking looking looking at you as you self-consciously fiddle with your phone.

赤裸蝴蝶 in white, doing Marilyn like Lindsay, and then on some Sears catalogue shit, tasteful white bra and panties, reminding you of flimsy glossy pages and inky aroma.

From Yuqing glossyglossy shit back to 自拍 Q-Zone type shit, smeared make-up and ultraopened eyes but focused on titties, obviously:

Yuqing, just twentysomething with an inexplicable, vague a yi-ish vibe and fat, round titties ("F罩杯身材" according to Baidu Baike), famous for having fat, round titties and a sort of career acting/singing/whatever and for sleeping nude and claiming its health benefits, etc. (俞晴：我是一个裸睡的女人). Her blog, pictures: