Chinese girls with large breasts

2009-04-16T23:56:00.000-07:00

Wow, Chinese MILF. She owns a lingerie store in Zhuhai, says the Internet. But who knows. I'm feeling this.

2009-03-25T19:54:00.000-07:00

Mad young chick with fat titties. Like the URL says. Not much else to say, mayne.

2009-02-12T12:54:00.000-08:00

You know, black people and Chinese people both refer to chickenheads as chickenheads. Y'all ever hear that Project Pat song?

But it can be directly translated into Mandarin with about the same meaning: 鸡头. BOK BOK CHI-CHI-CHICKENHEADS.

Anyways, here's some chickenheads from Taiwan.

2009-01-10T23:33:00.000-08:00

新年快乐, mayne. Little girls with round titties.

2008-12-25T21:53:00.000-08:00

Yo, 俞晴, who we discussed here before: here. She just married 雪村, who sang "Northeasterners are all living Lei Fengs."

雪村, do your thang, nigga.

2008-12-08T10:38:00.000-08:00

Just, you know, some fat little titties.

2008-11-29T21:07:00.000-08:00

Damn.

You know I love G妹儿.

(Pictures from some 长城润滑油 (Great Wall Motor Oil) car model pageant bullshit).

2008-11-24T23:27:00.000-08:00

I saw those titties in person a week or so ago.

Fact: Xu Wenjia has huge fucking titties. I know she's famous for that and you can see it in pictures but not really. The sheer size on her little-ass body (she's about 5'3").... Even through a t-shirt. Shit was ridiculous. Damn. She's cute as a bug's ear, too.

2008-05-21T09:51:00.000-07:00

大家，谁认识这个女的是谁？

网上叫《农村妹妹》。

认识他？还有照片？有他的qq号？请发电邮给我：gcccccccc@gmail.com。

2008-04-23T20:24:00.000-07:00

This is on some next level shit. G妹儿, ass and titties, straight outta Chongqing. Next level, man.

2008-04-18T22:20:00.000-07:00

That's 金焱 (Jin Yan), 中国第一美臀, China's #1 Nice Ass. She's from Beijing, her blood type is O, she likes chatting on the internet, and she recently appeared in an advertisement for instant noodles. Her blog at Sina: http://blog.sina.com.cn/jinyan. Lots of pictures.

Like 金晶 (Jin Jing)*, she is an inspiration to today's young Chinese girls. Hello, Chinese girls with round asses, jump up on the bed and stick it out like a kitty cat, just like 金焱 does. Or even better. Like lil mama from Hefei here:

* Tibet is an inseparable part of the Chinese Motherland and I absolutely reject the claims of the Dalai Lama clique and the Tibet separatists.

2008-04-08T15:38:00.001-07:00

Quality TV from Taiwan, featuring 女F4, Taipei girl band famous for fat titties and creating social chaos:

波霸团体女F4自舔胸部. Translation, roughly: The Fat Titties 女F4 Team Try to Lick Their Own Breasts.

BONUS:

Fanny from 女F4 Shakes Her Fat Ol' Titties

Shit's ridiculous.

2008-03-25T21:42:00.000-07:00

A special post for Ma Ying-jeou (马英九), Taiwan girls with fat little titties taking arm's length pictures. Love big noses.

2008-03-20T21:19:00.000-07:00

Hong Kong's one and only COCO (except for the other one) is fucking 巨:

2008-03-20T21:04:00.000-07:00

Wang Zijiao (王紫娇), poss. Chinese internet hoax type deal, with an unupdated blog and mysterious message boarding, etc. but we'll always have this set of pictures, skinny skinny waistline and, boom, holy fuck, fat fat titties cradled in a push-up bra:

2008-03-08T20:16:00.000-08:00

I swear I saw this girl eating a 绿豆 popsicle and buying an IC card at the beer and ice cream kiosk across from the gates of 南京师范大学, where all the Australian ESL teachers and Pakistani dudes studying astrophysics hang out. For real, if anyone fucks with that joint still, I want to give a shoutout to the two 阿姨 holding the place down (I got their names written down in my notebook but I'm in the airport right now) and Yang Fan, too. Peter Hessler actually writes about the same basic area in Oracle Bones. Shit, this is taking me back. There's a cool broke-ass local chicken burger place around there, too, and the best place to eat dog meat in Nanjing is on the same street-- fuck, there's a decent skate shop out the back gates of the Normal University, too.

Anyways, anyways, cute-ass girl in a pushup bra:

2008-03-04T20:01:00.000-08:00

Even that weird-ass/super nice dude from Sinosplice has tackled the issue:

屁股呢？很多外国人看中国女孩说“they’re pretty, but they have no asses!”（好看是好看，但没有屁股！）。很多外国人觉得屁股太小也不好看。

For real, man, 屁股呢? It's out there.

Let me tell you a story.

I spent the last month or so in Luoyang, Henan Province. My boy Jimmy Korea wanted me to be his translator and escort while he did some business there. Cool town. Anyways, I sat down in an internet bar downtown and I had to do a double take, "Wah-wah-what?" type of thing at the girl sitting beside me. Light-skinned black girl in a 网吧 in Henan. Color of Nesquik, smooth smooth smooth. Man.

But anyways, anyways, she was just a straight up Luoyang girl, born and raised, sweet and intelligent and funny. We talked for a minute and she gave me her number to call her later in the week, 'cause she was just on her lunch break. When she stood up and walked out, I saw she had a fat ol' rap video girl booty, round and brown.

We met up for dinner later in the week, the only day she was free. She rolled up in tight white pants with crazy pantylines all over that perfect ass, and I was sort of sweating her, telling her how pretty she was, and she was blushing behind that perfect root beer milkshake skin.

See. Her friends actually call her "土豆妹妹" and her mom's always coming home with new jars of whitening cream. And that ass is something she's ridiculously self-conscious about, something she goes jogging every morning about, trying to make it shrink.

I was going to post some Q-Zone pictures of her from a photobooth but they're airbrushed so she's glowing ghostly white.

Man.

I was in love, picturing candles and jamming Willie Hutch, 吃鲍鱼, and oily ass worship and whatnot back in the hotel room. I was just texting Jimmy Korea that I wouldn't be able to hook up with him later and she says, "I have class at 7 tomorrow. I should go."

"University?"

"Middle."

"What?"

"High Middle."

"Aight."

Anyways.

Girls: titties are cool as shit but let me see that ass, too.

Basically, I'm asking，屁股呢？

2008-02-29T05:14:00.000-08:00

Xu Wenjia. Damn. Um... listen, I'm a four hour train ride from Qingdao. I don't know if you got a man or what your situation is. But... uh... you know, I'll go out and buy a train ticket right now and I can be there really quick. I'll take you out for dinner and everything. You feeling that? I think you're a really special girl.

2008-02-20T11:14:00.000-08:00

赤裸蝴蝶 is like a bright, luminous little version of the girls you see when you ride the bus in, I don't know, Kaifeng, fuck, anywhere, those big dirty girls scarfing down zong zi, mashing sticky rice and zao into sticky red mouths, short denim skirts crawling up brown smooth legs, text messaging and chatting with her twin in the next seat, both of them unabashedly looking looking looking at you as you self-consciously fiddle with your phone.

赤裸蝴蝶 in white, doing Marilyn like Lindsay, and then on some Sears catalogue shit, tasteful white bra and panties, reminding you of flimsy glossy pages and inky aroma.

2008-02-11T19:55:00.000-08:00

From Yuqing glossyglossy shit back to 自拍 Q-Zone type shit, smeared make-up and ultraopened eyes but focused on titties, obviously:

2008-02-10T20:36:00.000-08:00

Yuqing, just twentysomething with an inexplicable, vague a yi-ish vibe and fat, round titties ("F罩杯身材" according to Baidu Baike), famous for having fat, round titties and a sort of career acting/singing/whatever and for sleeping nude and claiming its health benefits, etc. (俞晴：我是一个裸睡的女人). Her blog, pictures:

2008-02-05T20:04:00.000-08:00

As an antidote to this horrible winter situation, and general pre-Spring Festival malaise, I need you to look at this: wah, the big, rough features of a Shandong countryside girl, all those orchards and fields and railroad tracks in her big, pretty eyes-- she's the girl selling deepfried fermented tofu with her mama at a stall near the train station, oooohhh I love it. You need a girl like her, boiling dong doufu and cabbage in the kitchen, laying down beside you every night with thick legs and fat, serious titties that are clean and soft as kittens.

2008-02-02T09:40:00.000-08:00

Right back like I left somethin'.

2008-01-13T06:32:00.000-08:00

好大

2008-01-12T09:06:00.001-08:00

From our fake Abercrombie-rocking, minty Korean cigarette-smoking QQ girl, to a 农村MM, from a suburb of Hangzhou to god-knows-where rural China:

2008-01-12T08:46:00.000-08:00

For a minute, we think, I ain't really feeling that camera-at-arm's-length-eyes-down QQ 80后 shit tryna make her eyes look all big and shit, but we're brought back to reality by fat ol' titties and everybody's feeling that.

2008-01-01T14:46:00.000-08:00

Chinese lesson. 丰满.

丰. Feng. Flat tone. Plentiful, abundant.

满. Man. Third tone, dipping. Full.

丰满:

赤裸蝴蝶. How do I translate that? Naked Red Butterfly sounds kinda strange. Anyways. She's from Shandong and... look at her... um.... I've been to Shandong and all the girls look like that. Get off the train station in Jinan and push past the migrant workers and touts and the streets are full of them. 太丰满阿.

2007-12-30T17:09:00.001-08:00

To all girls posting pictures of your titties on your Q-Zones... you aight with me.

2007-12-27T08:31:00.000-08:00

Xi'an girls, man. This is a girl I talk to on QQ, Xi'an ren currently living in Nanjing, 24 years old, single.

2007-12-18T15:37:00.001-08:00

From Tao Bao web portal's Nice Titties competition, in which hundreds of Chinese netizens posted close-up pictures of their breasts on the internet, Li Er 66, who won through a combination of just-on-the-edge-of-questionable photography and awesome self-promotion and, most importantly, having beautiful, round titties:

2007-11-26T22:30:00.000-08:00

More G妹儿:

Her blog.

2007-11-22T11:20:00.000-08:00

The 容榕阿姨 (Rong Rong A Yi) story is on some Tina Turner, triumphant woman shit: she almost dies, her husband cheats on her, then she breaks up with him, gets all his cash, gets richer trading stock and then enriches us by showing her titties on the internet.

(There used to be a 板面 place near my office, right across the street from the best 板面 place in the city. But I always went to the lesser place because the boss looked exactly like 容榕阿姨 and was always super sweet and making sure I got an extra spoonful of the crispy fried beef on top).

Lots and big pictures of her here: http://tt.mop.com/club/read_77976.html.

2007-09-11T22:10:00.001-07:00

G妹儿 (G mei er). She's from Chongqing. She's studying public relations. She's single. Doesn't smoke. QQ number is 316039549. Likes pets. She's cute. She's famous. She's got some fat ol' titties. Ridiculously big.

She's famous in that relatively innocent DIY internet pin-up girl way that we like in China. She gets out there and hustles and makes that paper.

Her blog is here. Check it out for the eyes wide open, pursed lips webcam shots (I'm feeling that type of thing more than the 西游记 photoshoot stuff with gold foil gowns) and daily updates and a bunch of pictures. She looks different in every picture, flicking wildly between: cool, coastal Chinese glamor... sweaty, sweet country girl that sells fried chicken in the raw market connected to your 小区... every girl in the world, squeezing against you on the bus, singing along to a 王心凌 song on her CCET phone... plus, she got some fat ol' titties. And she seems nice.